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VANITIES
Droughts!Earthquakes!Economic meltdowns!Californians have grown blasé about living on the edge of Imminent Demise. As mandatory water restrictions take effect, V.F. charts the dark side of the California dream, with a handy guide to the hazards that threaten to change life in the Golden State forever
BRUCE FEIRSTEIN
THE THREAT Earthquake | Drought | Cable à la Carte | Tech Bubble | Kardashians
THE STAKES
WHO'S
MOST
AFFECTED?
HARBINGER
OF
DOOM
HOW DO YOU PREP?
IS THERE A MOVIE IN IT?
IS ANYBODY REALLY LOSING SLEEP
OVER THIS?
UNFORESEEN
UPSIDE
WHAT ULTIMATELY GETS DISRUPTED?
The big one is coming.
Anyone with a roof over their head.
Mysterious shakes in the night.
Order the 33,000serving, four-person, one-year food-storage kit from Costco.
Something involving Liam Neeson and a missing daughter.
No, not really.
The end of highspeed car chases.
Car culture.
No more water in a year.
Anyone who can't afford to shower with bottled water.
"We're from the water patrol, and we'd like to have a few words with you about your lawn."
Install an in-home desalinization plant.
Oscar-nominated documentary by Matt Damon.
Gardeners, pool men, and longshowering teens.
Drug lords go into the illegal carwashing business.
Ag riculture.
The 500-channel universe is over.
Anyone who works for a low-rated cable network.
HBO Now app available on iTunes.
Start a podcast.
See Adam Sandler's four-picture deal with Netflix.
The C.E.O. of the Lifetime network.
Guy Fieri disappears from TV.
Hollywood culture.
None of these companies is worth a billion dollars.
Any start-up described as "the Uber of..."
Uber announces its I.P.O.
Apply for a job at Google.
"Think The Hunger Games meets The Wolf of Wall Street. It's called The Asocial Network"
Silicon Valley real-estate agents.
Non-tech workers can afford to buy homes in San Francisco.
Start-up culture.
They'll be with us forever.
Parents trying to teach their kids that fame should be the result of accomplishment.
The coming Kanye West-Bruce Jenner fashion line.
Send your children to a boarding school in the Northeast.
Heaven help us, please, no.
Only the Kardashians themselves, who fear this can't really go on indefinitely.
None.
American culture.
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