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Ten pickup lines for New York Comic Con. October 8-11, 2015
SCOTT JACOBSON
MIKE SACKS
TED TRAVELSTEAD
Bet you ve neve seen a superhero arrive by unicycle before!"
Hey, anybody ever tell you that you look like a yo ung Jeff Goldblum, after he became the Fly?"
I lost my virginity at a Game of Thrones table read. You?"
I can see you re not one of those 'shallow' people who's superconcerned about appearance."
Sex with me is like a Marvel movie: actionpacked, and look out for the Stan Lee cameo."
It. Is. Nice. To. Meet. You. Human. Master. I. Am. Going. To. Speak. Like. A. Robot. For. The. Entire. Evening. Bloop."
"How about you and I put on Tron suits and pop a handful o f these pink pills?"
I can t be the only one on this Axe White Label Body Wash street team who's looking for action.
My Dungeons & Dragons name is Jammorn the Shut-in What's yours?"
They re nightvision goggles, and, no, I won't be removing them."
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