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Vanities
MORE ACTUAL COMPLAINTS • FROM ACTUAL • RICH PEOPLE HOLLYWOOD EDITION
Vanities
MORE ACTUAL COMPLAINTS • FROM ACTUAL • RICH PEOPLE HOLLYWOOD EDITION
MORE ACTUAL COMPLAINTS • FROM ACTUAL • RICH PEOPLE HOLLYWOOD EDITION
NELL SCOVELL
"The gift basket was SO LAME my housekeeper wouldn't even take the stuff."
"SERIOUSLY, if I want to be alone, I have to go to the BEACH HOUSE."
"OH, NO,MY DRIVER has a brain tumor. It's awards season—where will I find another driver?"
"With the price of fuel, the cost of empty legs on A CHARTER JET is now unreasonable."
"You can't get a pizza delivered in BEL AIR."
"I want to switch to another trainer at my gym, but I'm afraid I'll hurt MY TRAINER'S feelings."
"UGH. We sent our kids to CURTIS, and they only made friends with the scholarship kids."
"I am TOTALLY gala'd out."
