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HOWARD SGHATZ
You're three sheets to the wind at the karaoke bar, doing not just "Proud Mary" but a whole frickin' Creedence medley.
You're a mall cop who was once told, back in '96, that you look a lot like Brad Pitt—and, alas, you still believe it.
You're an 11-year-old boy perched backward on a bus seat, pretending to be grossed out by the girl you're secretly crushing on.
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