Vanities

IN CHARACTER...STARRING BOBBY CANNAVALE

September 2011 Howard Sghatz
Vanities
IN CHARACTER...STARRING BOBBY CANNAVALE
September 2011 Howard Sghatz

IN CHARACTER...STARRING BOBBY CANNAVALE

HOWARD SGHATZ

You're three sheets to the wind at the karaoke bar, doing not just "Proud Mary" but a whole frickin' Creedence medley.

You're a mall cop who was once told, back in '96, that you look a lot like Brad Pitt—and, alas, you still believe it.

You're an 11-year-old boy perched backward on a bus seat, pretending to be grossed out by the girl you're secretly crushing on.