Vanities

IN CHARACTER . . . STARRING SISSY SPACEK

August 2011 Howard Schatz
Vanities
IN CHARACTER . . . STARRING SISSY SPACEK
August 2011 Howard Schatz

IN CHARACTER . . . STARRING SISSY SPACEK

HOWARD SCHATZ

VIDEO:WATCH SISSY SPACEK MUG FOR HOWARD SCHATZ.

1. You’re the Slovenia-born new face of a huge perfume campaign, put on the spot at a press conference about your opinion of NATO’s involvement in Libya.

2. You’re a devoted, up-at-5:30 hockey mom, unloading on the mother of the goon who just viciously hip-checked your precious Ethan into the boards.

3. You’re a little girl whose hippie mother has tried to initiate a discussion by asking, “Azalea, do you know what the word 'sex’ means?”