SKETCHBOOK

BRUCE McCALL

PEOPLE'S REPUBLIC OF CHINA Central Ministry of Barbarian int.rloper Affairs 2008 BDX VISA APPLICATION Not Printed In Tibet In this Olympic year the theme of all Chinese people is "FriendlIness, Good Trafllc Flow. Optimistic" Vise Applicant: r.clprocate iNs joifty~ DO NOT UE. _________________________~.IUL5H5DIy Age PrecInct l.D. No. Passport No. - Face Likeness Here Incarcarated Loved Ones?_____________________________________ _________________________________________Camotbetaicen Conlinu. - with Japanese-made host of 2008 Olympic Games is also hod to you, so needs guest Information. Continuously_Oft n_Somelmea_Nriev,,,,,breathe cisn sir attest Condnuoushy_OttsrL,Som.tim.s_j45ver_be videotaped while steeping" In .8 achooibcckt Continue Jsh.taMs for purchasing non.officiai 2008 Olympic Games souvenirs msy Involve family n.mb.rs under 12. DO NOT READ THIS SECTION Dearest Applicant: Your Visa baa been granted, pursuant to following conditions, NO EXCEPTION; • Spitting by women only with doctor not.. Sneezing pollutes the sir. Certain members of your party may not come down to breakfast In the mornIng. Go on with the eating Visa must be ren.wed .v.ry 12 hr.. • Visa foe cannot be paid with V1. card. • Formosa belong to Chins No cash, no chicks, no cards, no re(undt 6 BETTER ENJOYMENT TIMES IN PEOPLES REPUBLIC: `HAPPY HINTS" Before Arrival at Glorious China Customs Structure: Remov, .11 Steven Spielberg OVD.IDaIsl Lame PorttaitslDarfur Relief Propaganda & Petlllons/ Unauthorized Olympic Flames/Chairman Mao Bobbieh.sd Dolls from personal luggage. 3 MEMORIES BEFORE PERAMBULATING: • Keep hands •t sides .11 tim. (Advisory of Qigong militia) • Tanks have right-of-way In Tisnarimen Square • Olympic Visitor: file Beijing sidewalk strolling plan 60 days before arrival. Blindfold required on entering sit Restricted Areas (skull & crossbones sign). Spies Ineligible for OlympIc ticket discount. S Shanghai Speak English CIub Invites youl Donate 25 lbs. English-language books and receive Lifetime Membership good for entire visit. Details from policeman In your hotel room closet I wish to visit: Otymp;c Games_.,,,,,joy Factory"_Food Proceaaing Pianr_Tibet""_ Tlsn.nmen Sguar."",.,.,_,,..,. "-Closed for vacation. "-Not answering phone ""-Hotels all booked. `"""-Moved to Ulsn Bstor. Thi. viss Is net transferable, if someons reasrabiteg the 051.1 Lam.. asU to borrew it. laugh in his fec..