Vanities

IN CHARACTER ... STARRING JOHN LEGUIZAMO

June 2007 Howard Schatz
Vanities
IN CHARACTER ... STARRING JOHN LEGUIZAMO
June 2007 Howard Schatz

IN CHARACTER ... STARRING JOHN LEGUIZAMO

HOWARD SCHATZ

1. You are a hostage in a desert prison camp, overhearing your buddy being tortured in the adjacent room, knowing you’re next.

2. You are a four-year-old boy at a new, “realistic” dinosaur theme park, getting a lick on the head from a 50-foot-long mechanical brontosaurus.

3. You are a heroin addict begging your dealer to give you a fix, promising you’ll pay him later, really.