IN & OUT

Bloomberg

"IT LITTLE MAN

Peter Dinklage

Anger

CULTURAL DRIVING FORCE

Irony

Am I totally gay?

METROSEXUAL CONUNDRUM

Are sneakers with a suit O.K.?

Poet

JOB

Trend spotter

Beirut

OUT-OF-THE-WAY DESTINATION

Croatia

Overalls

SO UNCOOL THEY'RE COOL

Metalheads

"Big kiss"

ANNOYING SIGN-OFF

"Ciao"

Opium

DRUG

OxyContin

Salon

SALON OR SLATE?

Slate

Bridge

CARD GAME

Poker

Badminton

NET SPORT

Volleyball

Cheap pills

SPAM UPSIDE

Bigger penises

Sloppy joe

IRONIC SNACK

Frenchbread pizza

Flat

SPARKLING OR FLAT?

Sparkling

Fútbol jersey

SPORTSWEAR

Football jersey

300-foot boat

MOGUL ACCESSORY

Gulfstream 5

Nurse

MISTRESS

Stripper

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